Friday, August 6, 2010

St. John is Colossal Prick

St. John is an Asshole.  No, scratch that, he's the asshole of assholes.  Assholes look at him and go, "that fucker gives us a bad name!"  I'm pretty sure he's also a furry.  A gay furry.

After MVB posted up the matchups for the Friday Night Whiskey Challenge, St. John sent me this horrific e-mail out of the blue.  I was unsure of whether I should post it due to the graphic nature. I know I am not one to scoff at harsh language, but this filth made me physically ill. As much as it pains me personally, I am posting it for all the world to see, to truly understand the depths of depravity that St. John has sunk to.


"Chumpalaya,

Your face is smelly and I hate you.  Your mother is so fat, when she wears heels she strikes oil.  Everything you like is bad.  I am going to make your cry on Friday and post it for all the internet to see.  I will also be taking your lunch money.

You are a poopy fart,
St. John."

Fuck that guy, seriously.

6 comments:

Brent said...

You should totally kick his ass!

On a Friday... in front of a camera... with toys...

Take him out, man!

kennedy said...

Whoah! Harsh. Don't worry, Chumby, I'll still root for you even if you really do punch my face.

Stormy said...

'You should totally touch his sister!

On a Friday... in front of a camera... with toys...

Take her out, man!'

SandWyrm said...

I have it on good Authority (Farmpunk*) that Furries don't really care about male/female as long as there's a hole in the costume.

*Note, Farmpunk isn't a Furry. At least according to him.

Sorrowshard said...

Well you Sir are a buffoon and a nincompoop !!

Good day.

stjohn70 said...

I will totally be yiffing on Chumby Friday night...

oh yes.